What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

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Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

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Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

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share office space ...

No go.

Still no good

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Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

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