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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:42

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
share office space ...
No go.
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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